Showing posts with label Hotels. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hotels. Show all posts

Fairmont Le Chateau Frontenac: Welcome to Love, Bienvenue a L'Amour

My brother Brad White painted this portent of our grandmother
It's a hot day in 1931. My dandy grandfather drives his Ford down a dirt road near Linden, Texas. A young girl in a cotton dress walks barefoot. He yanks the brake. The girl turns. Her blue eyes clear the swirling dust. She's stunning.

Over eight decades, my grandmother's beauty continues to develop. It's legendary. I call her Nanny. Still do, as she's always with me.

The Fairmont Hotel in Quebec City is my gorgeous grandmother.

Renaissance Long Beach: The Great Escape

A weekend away can be refreshing. A facelift for the spirit.

I peer between the unending lines of cars dragging down the 405 freeway. I glance in my rear view mirror and see similar lines dug into my face. Reflections cause pause, then panic. I'm resigned to traffic, but not to the personal effects of stress from living in Los Angeles: The Big Ego.

I jump at the chance to sprint to Long Beach. I have friends there I rarely see because in my mind that tiny change in area code stretches to a time zone difference. Crazy; it's only half an hour away. Today, I need it to be a world away.

Gaia Hotel & Reserve: The Costa Rica Crown Jewel

Costa Rica is a diamond in the rough. Her crown of a coastline is set with semiprecious stones with one serenely polished gem mounted at the center of Manual Antonio.

Behold Gaia Hotel & Reserve.

view of a hotel on a hill in the jungle

On paper, it's the Sally Field of resorts -- she's won every award and everybody likes her. But you'll discover that this one's more curvy and luscious like Salma Hayek, barely able to keep her "assets" contained in the jungle of a sweater wrapped tightly around her.

St Regis Princeville Kauai - Adventure Awaits on You

Just when you think it’s safe to pack your bikini away, Winter kicks Short-Term Memory right in its gelatinous ass, and the beaches of Hawaii, LA’s far-western suburb, call.
When she calls, I don’t pick up, I pack up.

I love the Garden Island of Kauai, where you can spend the morning basking in the sun on the southern beaches of Poipu, and hike the North Shore’s scarily steep Nā Pali Coast and find the Jurassic Falls in time for a sunset that will make you believe in magic.

View from ocean of Kauai sunset

Each of Kauai’s resorts has a unique flavor – this trip I stayed at the St. Regis, largely regarded as Kauai’s premier property.  But sometimes, even the best dishes need a little seasoning.

The St. Regis is isolated. I glided along the two-mile driveway like a golf ball being driven along their adjacent course. I welcomed this separation from my mainland mommy for the next eight days, comforted by the hope that the St. Regis resort would be my rich travel baby daddy and provide everything I could want.

I had a wonderful time on Kauai. The St. Regis wasn’t perfect, and I believe they want to be, so I took a few notes.

Bench at the entrance of the St Regis hotel in Princeville

I love getting lei’d at a resort, and as the valet parker roughly slung the rope of local beads around my neck and took my bags, I thought, Buy a guy a mai tai first.

I love their genteel, sit-at-a-desk style check-in process, rather than the standing-in-line type. Lines open the door for unwelcome news: my room is not ready; I have three months to live, etc. 

I hope they reverse their eco-practices. I fear a new island being formed by the millions of empty complimentary St. Regis water bottles offered me at every turn. Newspapers, slung in a nylon bag, are unnecessarily hung on every door each morning, without request. In Hawaii, my news is that I am in Hawaii.

Large Cabinet with Urns and Telephone

The huge urns near each elevator are empty of famed Hawaiian tropical flower arrangements, echoing a more prosperous time. I would remove them and place stacks of newspapers in the space to remind those unaware they are in Hawaii.

From every room you witness the bully of a pink sunrise push the night sky up and out of the way, revealing a sparkling Hanalei Bay. You stare right into Puff the Magic Dragon’s Eye, red from his perpetual high and the local, iron-rich dirt. The surfers and paddle boarders appear to be tiny ants on a log, conquering impossibly huge crashing waves.

Yoga is offered, sadly not daily, on a small patch of grass near the water. I shavasana’d next to a freshly laid orchid bridal aisle, leftover from one of the hourly weddings. I meditated on which was costlier – getting married at this five-star destination, or the statistically probable divorce.

Yoga mat near the beach

Waiting forever for my car at valet, I swear I heard the Eagles sing, “You can check in any time you want, but you can never leave.” I smelled salt air mixed with a ploy to get me to spend all my time and money there. They need to step that whole process up, but they did keep me hydrated though with an unending supply of water bottles.

Slower business has dictated random hours for the two restaurants. I first visited the casual Terrace. I excitedly tucked into the island’s legendary ahi tuna poke. The limp fried wonton out of the top was an appetite erection killer. I felt worse than usual for busting up a mate-for-life lobster couple when they overcooked the lobster omelet – twice. And their Caesar salad contained confusing tomatoes. I looked for the hidden camera as I ate them, grateful for the nutrition, but surely I was being punked.

The pricier Kauai Grill held more promise. Their menu was designed by the king of  haute cuisine, Jean-Georges Vongerichten. Do not be misled by the interior décor -- it looks like a Denny’s. Do be misled by their website that spells Zagat, Zaggat.

The stellar dish of the dining room is Leon Pellicer, their new maitre d’. He table-hops like Ann-Margret working a Vegas stage. He dragged the new young French chef out to meet me, who trained with Jean-Georges and took over the existing menu. I wanted to see how this new guy rolled, so I tried all of his specials. Inheriting a menu is like inheriting a cat when you already have two; you might love it, but love your own cat more.

You think the spicily, crunchily yummy and inventive foie gras brule is cruel? True torture is the surfer waiters being forced to look longingly out the huge windows to the open, tempting sea. I am sure a few have quit mid-shift, diving off the balcony to hang ten.

St. Regis Princeville's bruleed foie gras

Next up was his respectful homage to Le Cirque’s classic salmon tartare, translated here into tuna poke gently hovering over avocado as smooth as Nat King Cole’s voice, under a brilliant shelter of local, hot pink watermelon radishes:

An appetizing dish of raw tuna and avocado cream

The chef’s special was a rib-eye steak, precisely presented with delicious symmetry:

St. Regis Princeville Grill's steak

Other dining options include the lobby bar where they offer a free shut-the-F-up Sunset show every night, and some fairly tasty small plates. The spiced chicken samosas had me at aloha. Currently, the menu is a trip around the world when it wants to be tapas -- they need to sever ties with about five interloping countries.

I urge you to only suffer the inconsistent room service vittles if you have been bitten by a shark and can’t leave your bed.

I leave Kauai always wanting more. I wish the St. Regis completed their hospitality profile like their Grill’s chef completed the flavor profile.

All in all, the St Regis is a lovely horizontal ivory tower isolated on the tip of Princeville. The resort wants to provide everything so you never leave – give me better reasons to stay.